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The Newcastle upon tyne Speed Donk Experience
Speed Donk Bangers Volume. 1
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NxUxTxSxDxE are here to help remedy all your woes!

More than just a free album, this epic release is closer to a full on commentary on the human experience, detailing the highs and lows life can bring as well as the giving examples of ways in which you can enrich your own: not doing great at a school? do you hate your job? are failing to get the girl? all of life's shitty situations can be avoided! just be prepared to stick a bangin fuckin donk on them!!

DISCLAIMER: This album will not help you in any way, in fact it is likely you will regret even downloading it. Neither The Newcastle upon tyne Speed Donk Experience nor Legs Akimbo Records are responsible for any misuse of this product or any donk related injury's received while experiencing the "music" it contains

1. God Save the Donk
2. A Donk's A Donk
3. We're All Gonna Donk
4. Donkfork
5. Banging Donk Wishmaster
6. Ready To Donk
7. Put A Speed Donk On It
8. I Will Always Love Donk
9. Head Shoulders Knees And Donk
10. Here I Donk Again
11. Donks Are Made For Banging
12. Mmmmm Donk
13. Donk Bar
14. We Love Donk
15. What Does The Donk Say
16. Party Donk
17. The Final Banging Donk



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HateWire - Demonic.Live.Vomit
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HateWire! Live! .....LiveWire!

Live Nekro Tekno vomit 

01.  Brutal swing...  
02.  The dirge may be over (but Hell still remains...)  
03.  Improvised mashup of tracks originally from Disco Cunt/Totschlag Records PART 1 (Unreleased)
04.  Hail Mary  
05.  Improvised mashup of tracks originally from Disco Cunt/Totschlag Records PART 2  (Unreleased)
06.  Rigormortis (HateWire version)  (Berlin Underground Productions, 2010)
07.  Narcotically-fuelled wanker removal  (Splatterkore Reck-Ords, 2009/Berlin Underground Productions, 2010)
08.  Every sort of filth  (Legs Akimbo Records, 2012)
09.  Improvised jamming about...!  (Unreleased)
10.  Unconsential sex (you made me bleed)  (Splatterkore Reck-Ords, 2009/Berlin Underground Productions, 2010)
11.  Pissing in your seething stigmata wounds (Splatterkore Reck-Ords, 2009)
12.  Priest-o-phile  (Legs Akimbo Records, 2012)
13.  Armee der toten (originally by Disco Cunt) (100% Negativ, 2014)

Recorded by M. Thomas at JT Soar Studios, Nottingham, UK



NEKRO-FUCKIN'-TEKNO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HateWire makes exclusive use of the crappest equipment available to bring you the poorest sound quality humanly possible

666 demonic hails from the UK for taking the time to download and listen to this shit!

More info on HateWire can be found in this little hell-hole of the internet:  https://www.facebook.com/HateWire666

You can suffer the misfortune of hearing new shit from HateWire as it happens by following us on fucking Soundcloud. If you feel the urge to follow us then please do! Feel free to comment [negatively] on our shit! We love that fucking bigtime!!!
Anyways, here is the link you've all been waiting for:  https://soundcloud.com/hatewire666

Both members of HateWire (yes, there are TWO of us!!!) have other projects, which you should probably check out...  Here they are in no particular order...

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Sadistician/123226187679
https://soundcloud.com/sadistician
https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-White-Skull-Death-Snakes-of-Death/377045985642202
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Unit-Cell/303661826796

HateWire have turned up on many labels...  We can't list them all here, but here are some of them for you to go check out:
Braincore Recordings: http://braincore.co.uk/_wp/
Rigormortis Records: http://rigormortis.org.uk/
Splatterkore Reck-Ords:  http://splatterkore.blogspot.co.uk/

Demonic regards go out to Matthew Thomas and JT Soar Studios for letting us record there!  https://www.facebook.com/JTSoar

Finally, huge thanks to all and sundry for listening to us, hating us and generally despising our output!!! You know who you are and a sincere and heart-felt thanks goes out to all you cunts!
hatewirenekrotekno@gmail.com 

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Gridbug - Intact Hypervessel
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Gridbug is the hyperlink between ethereal atmospheric beauty and frantic hailstorms of obliterating kickdrum programming, reaching for the sublime through melodic haze and disjointed strobe flashing.

“Who are you? Who slips into my robot body and whispers to my ghost?”

1. Return To Stream
2. Near Video Strobe Death
3. Making Of Cyborg [Re-Texture]



Music by Gridbug

Mastering by HFK

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R10T33R - High Tech Wreck
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R10T33R is back with a new 8 bit breakcore EP titled High Tech Wreck. Themed around the upcoming arcades in the 80's and societies response towards them.
This is the ultimate sound collage of videogame nostalgia and 8 bit breakcore mayhem.

1. Intro
2. The Electronic Game Craze
3. Blast Into Oblivion
4. High Tech Wreck
5. The Arcade Invasion




Artwork by Mattia Travaglini Artworks [mattiadesigner@gmail.com]

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Black Death - Respect
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SHOW SOME FUCKING RESPECT!

Black Death returns to Legs Akimbo with a special track, a strong mixture of killer Speedcore kicks, amen breaks and meaningful lyrics.





LEGS RECS 017 OUT NOW

OUT NOW

PASSENGER OF SHIT - FAECALIBRIUM
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LIMITED EDITION 12" ONE HUNDRED COPIES ONLY

 SOLD OUT!

 PASSENGER OF SHIT CUMS TO LEGS AKIMBO!

4 NEW TRACKS OF TRENDY BREAKCORE AND EROTIC SPEEDCORE WITH SEXY ASS ARTWORK PRESSED ON A HEAVYWEIGHT 175g SLAB OF WAX....COMING SOON!

A1. PUTRID MUTANT
A2. FAECALIBRIUM (ft Ethereal Girl)
B1. MELT YA FACES (ft Ethereal Girl)
B2. EXPOSED ENTRAILS MARINATED WITH COCK SNOT




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NUH - Product Of The 80s
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NUH does POP! 80s pop!

Despite his huge distaste for frivolous nostalgia and the ‘re-boot’ concept, NUH's new offering is a homage to a great decade for music. A decade with so much edge and variety, so many leaps in technology, a wealth of innovative movie soundtracks, and just really great pop songs!

NUH approached this EP as a more traditional producer; drawing distinct lines between the writing, demoing, production, mixing and mastering stages. Essentially, each track is a reinterpretation of the original source material, with the usual NUH sampling mayhem, and strong attention to synthesis and sound design.

There are big nods to NUH’s other influences, including industrial, hardcore techno, cock rock… even disco! Whilst not as downright evil as his more recent output, ‘Product of the 80s’ retains NUH’s traditional dark lampoonery.

Nostalgia is dead!

Tracklisting:
01. Vacation
02. Knife
03. Americaca
04. Lo Pan
05. Unicron
06. U R The Void



A word from the label owner

"Finally! after nearly 5 years of running this label I get to release some Happy Hardcore! well sort of, this stuff is still a tad hard for straight up Happycore but it very much reminds me of what I consider the golden era of Happy Hardcore, lets say 1996-99. NUH brings us 6 killer tracks each full of high energy 4 beat and wonderful 80s sampling awesomeness, I mean there is both a Big Trouble In Little China AND a Transformers movie theme remix for fucks sake, what more do you want?
Utterly essential, just dl it now"

[WARNING: do not listen in MONO]

Produced, mixed and mastered by Tom Owen

LEGS RECS 018 ANNOUNCEMENT

Acid Enema - Misanthropic Visions
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Legs Akimbo is proud to announce that Blackend Speedcore pioneer Acid Enema will be releasing their new album "Misanthropic Visions" with us this coming winter, we will be doing a one time only run of the album on the most necro of formats, the cassette, limited to 100 copies only

The track "To Live Means Nothin" is now available to stream



More info soon

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SHT - Burritos Part 1 & 2​/​Acid 106
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Live improvised Electribe tekcore jamming from Italy

1. Burritos Part 1 & 2​
2. Acid 106

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HateWire - Let's Get Methy!
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As if you cvnts didn't know by now but......

HateWire is a nekro tekno band incorporating elements of speedcore, grindcore, black metal, noise, terrorcore, hardcore tekno, vomit, piss and blood...

01. Blood (...and bits of sick)
02. Songs of Hate(Wire)
03. DOL (Die.Out.Loud)
04. I got the 'Wire


A. Hate = Blasts from HELL, noise, samples, demonic deth-vomit
A. Wire = Stringy Cunt Stick, noise, additional blasts, offensive gestures

All tracks were demonically conceived by HateWire during 2015, sometimes this involved some painful nostrils, sometimes this involved a nice pint (or 10...!) of ale, sometimes this involved A. Hate having a fat one whilst A. Wire got narked off with his stoned crap, sometimes this involved no inebriant whatsoever..........

Mastered by Capta1n Cha0s

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