LEGS-NET 149

IEmperor - Nightmare Protocol : A Retrospect
LEGS-NET 149



As LEGS-NET 149 is the final solo artist release (LEGS-NET 150 being a compilation) it seems fitting we end things with something special and boy oh boy do we have a doozy of an album!
Legs Akimbo is proud to present Nightmare Protocol: A RetrospectA 12 track behemoth of an album from UK Hardcore Techno hero IEmperor. Rather than focusing on the technical wizardry and the over sanitized production often found in current Hardcore, IEmperor cuts through the bullshit and goes straight for the jugular with hard, fast and gritty tracks evoking the halcyon days of UK hard as fuck Techno from the end of the nineties and early noughties. Exhibiting a firm foundation in disturbing horror themes and strong Sci-fi atmospherics, Nightmare Protocol will not fail in its mission, to steamroll your mind into submission, trampling over your synapses like the Roman legions of old.
 
"All tracks were made between 2008 and 2013. A nod to the 90s style sound where my heart and soul lies in this thing of ours. More about the sound of the rave/warehouse than chin stroking production wankery"
 
A special thank you goes out to the Nebulist for giving the tracks a new lick of paint.
 
01. Sick Caesar
02. Guardian Of The Bass Drum
03. Underworld Alchemist 2012
04. Orphanage After Dark
05. Funeral Piece
06. Sweets To The Sweet
07. The Family
08. The Jungle Rock
09. Throatfucker
10. Feeding Place
11. Bent Coppers
12. UK Phantasm Ltd
 


Mastered by The Nebulist

Artwork by MATTIA TRAVAGLINI ARTWORKS
[mattiadesigner@gmail.com]

LEGS-NET 148

The Dark Sanctuary VS Hellcreator
LEGS-NET 148


Legs Akimbo is proud to present The Dark Sanctuary VS Hellcreator! A high octane split album featuring 12 tracks of high quality Terror and Speedcore from the Dutch master!

01. Hellcreator - Acid Basswork
02. Hellcreator - Keep It Cool
03. Hellcreator - N.A.S.E.N.B.L.U.T.E.N
04. Hellcreator - Ruffest Muth@fuckaz
05. Hellcreator - Demonic Takeover
06. Hellcreator - Into The Abyss
07. Junkie Kut - Pixel Picture (The Dark Sanctuary Remix)
08. Imil - Solipsistic Thoughts (The Dark Sanctuary Remix)
09. The Dark Sanctuary - Tokyo Gore Force
10. The Dark Sanctuary - The Curse Of The Wolfman
11. The Dark Sanctuary - Salva Me (Bootleg 2014)
12. The Dark Sanctuary - Unleash Hell 




Artwork by Black Death

LEGS-NET 143

Erohypnos - Sungutter
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Again he felt that strange sense of unease... He was not sure who, or what he was, but he was certain he had more control of things before... but before what? He noticed blurry shapes before him, his eyes desperately tried to focus on them but he lacked the force of will to make it so in the low light and before long the forms retreated back into gloom. He wondered what events had lead him to this place; fuzzy memories of droning, repetitive sounds and the scent of sweating bodies came to the fore as his fractured recollection of events begun to solidify. Noticing a dull ache in his head, he started to understand. He knew why he was here... but where was here? Again the shapes appeared, this time accompanied by strange sounds, like people attempting to speak words while their mouths are full of gum. He noticed himself smile as realisation hit; he was safe, he was with friends, he knew what he had done. He tilted his head toward the sky and noticed the street lights above him, they burned into his mind like hazy stars, small electric suns burning grim reality back into him. He placed his hands on the filthy ground and pulled himself up out of the gutter, he saw a distant face pull a lopsided smile and heard a familiar voice say with forced humour "Sniffing from the wrap again mate, you never learn."

London producer Erohypnos' second and final release for Legs Akimbo. A chemical cocktail of incongruent styles and misguided ideas, composed and produced over two years under various states of intoxication. For fans of Emerson Lake & Palmer, DSBM and inappropriate k-holes.
credits

1. Sungutter (I. Life, II. Sun, III. Death)
2. Malina And Igaluk
3. Hatedrunk
4. Bring The Plagues
5. Skag Shag
6. Sunfeeder




Tale of regret(amine) by Neil LAR

LEGS-NET 142

Emo Headache - A Final 'Fuck You'
LEGS-NET 142


One last dance on LAR for one of our favourite fuckers. More of that overdriven pop punk fuck you from one of the most controversial artists to grace this shit pit of a label. Fuck off.

01. Emo Headache with Xavier - Real Americans... (Drinking Shit Beer)
02. Emo Head
ache - Another Couple Purchasing Garbage From 'Forever 21'  (Oh My Goddess)
03. Emo Headache - Anytime You Wanna Fuck (All My Money For You)
04. Emo Headache - Cock Rot Karaoke (Crapcore Mix)
05. Emo Headache - Dashboard Cleanser (Get Fucked Up)
06. Emo Headache - Dr. Kevorkian's Test Dose (Sedated Suicide Mix)
07. Emo Headache - Dracula Has AIDS... (And He Runs the Red Cross)
08. Emo Headache - Meeting of Minds (Brain-Eaters Convention)
09. Emo Headache - My Next Ex (In G#)
10. Emo Headache - Put Some Wind on Them Embers (2017 Skit)
11. Emo Headache - Rosetta's Waltz (XXX Mix)
12. Emo Headache - Slenderman Murders Two 15 Year Olds (Families Disowned and Slaughtered)
13. Emo Headache - St. Peter's Cross (Convicts on Speed)
14. Emo Headache - The Time I Overdosed on 666 Speed Pills... (Nothing Excels Like Excess)
15. Emo Headache - Underclass Anthem (Drunk n ' on the Dole)
16. Emo Headache - You're Like So Punk... (Yeah Right, Maybe in Fucking Poserville)
17. Emo Headache with Xavier - Emo Like a Nazi (Hitler Emo Bangs Mix)
18. Emo Headache with Xavier - My Back to Africa Initiative (Koolaid & Malt Liquor 2017 Skit)
19. Emo Headache with Xavier - The Root of all Money (Legs Akimbo 2017 Skit)



LEGS-NET 145B

Bang Man - Love Drugs Music Magick
LEGS-NET 145B


More Mashup Breakcore shenanigans from Bang Man, this time on a theme of intoxication

1. Reefer Madness
2. Captain Trips
3. Captain Trips Does Not Exist
4. Reefer Madness Strikes Again



LEGS-NET 145A

Bang Man - Pirate Book
LEGS-NET 145A


A proper Mashup Breakcore can be found within Bang Man's Pirate Book, a regular bootleggers bonanza coming at ya!

1. Bangers Mashed
2. Mr Noizy
3. I ♥ Mary Jane
4. Don't Stop Believin' In Breakcore
5. Some Mothers Do 'Ave Em



LEGS-NET 136

Rapidax - Love Is Metaphysical Gravity
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Rapidax returns to LAR with a new album of unique Hardcore, Speedcore & Breakcore. The 9 tracks on offer here are full of more twists and turns than albums double the length and are definitely not your standard 'ardcore noise. Complicated while delicate yet still savage enough for any dance floor to lose its shit too... but most importantly it is positively crammed full of Guitars and Kicks!

1. Human Machine
2. Freeze
3. Shai'tan
4. Sharpen The Blade
5. Look At The Sky
6. Square Hat
7. Gold Stars On Blue
8. Generation Rent
9  Take Us Down



Some worms:

"Huge thanks to Neil for putting this out, and for all of his work with Legs Akimbo Records. Much gratitude to Baz for mastering and sorting the artwork. Respect to each and every person supporting underground music in the 21st Century. Anyone that's caught me at a show or devoted some time to listen to my noise, ta, it's much appreciated. Also, cheers to Bucky Fuller"

Mastering and artwork by Nebulist

LEGS-NET 140

HateWire - Demonic.Remixed.Vomit
LEGS-NET 140


Loads of fucking remixes, a HateWire remix of Acid Enema and a mix of the albums tracks by craP cillA, you cvnts are not even ready

"...as we wander through our kick drum-based existence, we realize there are multiple ways to express our nekrotik teknotik ideals. This can be achieved by having those who have influenced and supported us take our stems and create their own interpretations of nekro tekno. All artists involved with this release have provided HateWire with a huge amount of inspiration and support - this release is as much their property as it is our property and we owe all involved a great deal!

NEKRO FUCKING TEKNO CUNTS!!!!!"



01. The Dirge May Be Over (But HELL Still Remains) (Machinist Kill Us All Remix)
02. Brutal Swing (Meth Lab California (Short) Mix By Angel Enemy)
03. Priestophile (The Artbreakers Scared Of Preachers Remix)
04. DOL (DieOutLoud) (Monad Remix)
05. Hail Mary (Rigamortis Uncercumsised Mix)
06. Kenny Hat Nen Kleinen Penis (Yudlugar Remix)
07. Brutal Swing (WDMS Is The Worst Re-hack)
08. Summoning The Antichrist (Resurrection Of Bastardcunt Remix)
09. Priest-o-phile (Noizefucker Remix)
10. DOL (DieOutLoud) (Headcheese Remix by Mean Spirited Mirth)
11. Every Sort Of Filth (Sadisticians You're All The Same Mix)
12. Mein Deutsch Ist Scheisse (Disco Cunt Remix)
13. I Got The Wire (Captain Chaos Usual Fecal Abomination Mix)
14. Blood (...And Bits Of Sick) (PRESSTERROR DRRRRREMIX)
15. Summoning The Antichrist (Las Vegas 909 Remix) 
16. Every Sort Of Filth (CoreCaines Filthy As Fuck Remix) 
17. Low Frequency Ordainment (Disnesquick Minimalist Remix)

BONUS TRACKS
18. Acid Enema - To Live Means Nothing (Because Its The Only Action HateWire Can Take Mix)
19. craP cillA - Demonic.Remixed.Vomit Mix

LEGS-NET 137

Lobotomic Garden - Kill
LEGS-NET 137


Hammering his way into a new frontier 'Lobotomic Grarden' brings us a no holds barred assault on the senses, A relentless expanse of industrial hardcore, crossbreed and rhythmic noise, piledriving its way through your brain with thundering kicks and ear splitting snares...
Slabs of hard 4 to the floor, splashes of wild breakcore carnage, Haunting atmospheres and nightmarish visions wrapped around a high energy post-apocalyptic cyber onslaught...

1. Kill, Punch, Kill
2. Some Bullets In My Pocket
3. Some Bullets In Your Head
4. Revenge





LEGS-NET 138

Low Entropy - Resistance
LEGS-NET 138



German Hardcore legend Low Entropy returns to Legs Akimbo with a 4th album of moody Doomcore & Acid

1. Scream For Doom (Extended)
2. The Only Friend (Techno Mix)
3. Melodic (Doomcore 2016 Version)
4. Dark Ocean
5. Aggression
6. Deep Ocean
7. Acidcore Tracks 1
8. Acidcore Tracks 3



Artwork by Mattia Travaglini Artworks
[mattiadesigner@gmail.com]

http://lowentropy.bandcamp.com/
http://soundcloud.com/low-entropy
www.facebook.com/lowentropycore

LEGS-NET 135

D3Z - Patterns Of Grace And Mercy
LEGS-NET 135



High octane EP of Metal influenced Drum & Bass and Breakcore from D3Z, blistering drum attacks and glitched out vocals meet extreme break edits and D&B grooves with occasional excursions into wonky Bass music thrown in for good measure

1. Pulsation
2. Decayed
3. Hindrance
4. Embrace The Value - Betrayer (D3Z Remix)
5. ZLAM - Insignificant Eternal (D3Z remix)



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LEGS-NET 135 Teaser



OUT 8TH MARCH 2017

LEGS-NET 139

Furryz Fornicate - Nerdcore
LEGS-NET 139



 
HUGE album of extreme Speedcore from Furryz Fornicate, 24 tracks of madness in fact! Includes remixes from Black_Death, El Krawallo and others as well as a behind the scenes bonus clip and bonus art

01. Introcore
02. Masturbate To The Beat
03. Digital Furcore
04. Furryz Fornicate & SnN - Horngacore
05. N0153core
06. Extracore
07. Shark Tits
08. Furryz Fornicate & etK - Collabcore
09. Real Speedcore
10. Happycore
11. Splittercore Meltdown
12. Furryz Fornicate & Dusky’s Tunes - Peanut Butter & Jam
13. Soul Slaughter
14. The Terrorcore Tutorial
15. 961 BPM Speedcore
16. Lolicore For Furries
17. Oral Sex With A Dog (Extended mix)
18. Xyliox - Radioactra (Furryz Fornicate ReYiff)
19. Spineliar - Kurenai (F>F> FURious Flip)
20. Masturbate To The Beat (DZKYIN Remix)
21. Real Speedcore (Black Death’s Dark Satanic Remix)
22. Happycore (Serpai Remix)
23. HEADSHREDDER (El Krawallo Remix)
24. Outrocore



Soundcloud: soundcloud.com/furryzfornicate
Bandcamp: furryzfornicate.bandcamp.com
YouTube: www.youtube.com/furryzfornicateofficial4
Facebook: www.facebook.com/FurryzFornicate/?ref=aymt_homepage_panel
Twitter: twitter.com/FurryzFornicate

LEGS-NET 133

Bang Man - Time Before Time EP
LEGS-NET 133


High quality breaksy Breakcore 4 tracker from Bang Man

1. Near Dark
2. Twisted Time
3. Beatle Mania
4. Bang Man Express



Includes Twisted Time video


LEGS-NET 134

Skitzaph0nic - Rain Acid
LEGS-NET 134


ts been a long time in the making but finally it's here... Through the convergence and support of 3 underground labels... This masterful new track from 'Skitzaph0nic' combines mind-bending acid jungle, complex melodic breakcore and theatrical soundscapes to create an epic adventure through a post-apocalyptic sci-fi dreamworld... Featuring an exclusive drumfunk style remix by 'Nebulist' With monster bass and savage drumfills... Look to the future as we fly head on into 2017 Co-released with Amen-talist Movement & Tek-Obsessed Audio Recordings

1. Skitzaph0nic - Rain Acid
2. Skitzaph0nic - Rain Acid (Nebulist Remix)




LEGS-NET 132

Bang Man - Core Blimey
LEGS-NET 132


Bang Man is back!!! Core Blimey, has he got a banging’ bonanza in store for you!

01. Yin and Yang (Original)
02. Melancholia
03. OldS Kool
04. M.E.
05. Lost and Found
06. This Kind of Music
07. The Lost Orgasm
08. Johnson
09. Weyheyhey! - Go Fuck Yourself (Bang Man's Cunt Mix)



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