1. Hammer Damage – I Like Doing Drugs 
2. Solypsis – Degloved Lover 
3. Hersenerosie – El Azif
4.  Nihilistic Torment – Watch You Suffer
5. Junkie Kut – Empires Always Fall 
6. Black Death – Fuck You Up! 
7. Non-bio – Motivate Your Dream 
8.  Speed Maelstrom – An Insidious Threat
9. Acid Enema – Peritonsillar Abscess 2016 
10. Crivellator – Kustimo Sboro 
11. Erohypnos – Hold Me, Satan 
12. Low Entropy – Coronation (Extended Mix) 
13. Matt Bleak – Ode To The Lonesome Losers Of Breakcore
14. Scrubber Fox – Took A Dump On Cat
15. Mandidextrous, Stivs & Matt Scratch - N-T-M
16. 3 Past 3 – Tentacle Shotguns 
17. DJ Skull Vomit – A Steady Incline To Necrosis 
18. Bang Man – The Dude
19. Noistruct – Obscura 
20. Skat Injector – Savage Munter 
21. Primitive Graven Image – Ten Thousand Armageddons (The Universe Contracts And 
Chokes Itself Mix by Sadistician) 
22. Animal Assault – Dragon 
23. Cornhole Crucifixtion – Jesus Christ Bananas 
24. DJ Mucus – Trademarks Of The Speedwhores 
25. H8!Machine – Intimidation 
26. Noizefucker – Happy Filter 
27. Neocoretex – Dimension 
28. TrK – Resistance Is Futile 
29. Maladroit – Flesh Interface Codex   
30. Bellicose – A Rum Diary
31. ATDT – The Serpent
32. Extratrolls – Irma & Jose Flex Akimbo Does Not Exist 
33. Junkie Kut – Pixel Picture (The Dark Sanctuary Remix)
34. D3Z – Moving Destruction
35. BDacid – No Escape 
36. Neuromancer – Kartuk 
37. Ramkraak & Defektt – Necrotits 
38. James F – Eternity Of Pain
39. DJ Fleischfuck - American EDM Is Dead (Farewell Legs Akimbo Records!)
40. Pressterror – Suizidcore Hymne (Blood Show Track)


1. Machinist – Fuck Society 
2. Crivellator – Barlassina Glitchcore 
3. Pervorator – Granny 
4. Etdevagina – Waltz Op 666 
5. ATDT – Pathogen 
6. Tea Haus – Blazee Blazee 
7. Podzim – Unburial Rites 
8. Bzrro Basspunk – Violince 
9. Inverted Scrotum – Bleed Out Slow 
10. DJButtbaby – PunkDrunkLove 
11. CRN:66116 - Apokalupsis
12. Verwesung – Vampyric Black Metal (Different Mix) 
13. Puta Malaria – Zero Reasons 
14. Notex – Preloader (Fistful Of Dexies Mix) 
15. Holt – Torch This Place 
16. Audiotist – Bitter Aftertaste (Fine Wines Are For Poncey Cunts Remix By Sadistician) 
17. Cornhole Crucifixtion – Whipping Naked Hippies Into Submission 
18. Lord Cernunnos – Buruma
19. Dead Whore House & Dark Ashley – Excerpt From Collab With Dark Ashley 
20. Anal Ricochet – Rape Your Family And Kill Yourself 
21. Moloch – Depressive Visionen Eines Sterbenden Horizonts (HateWire Continual Depression 
In A Grim Reality Mix) 
22. Bang Man - Party @ Rick's
23. Chucky Baby – Belphegors Prime
24. Primitive Graven Image – Eye Of Existence (HateWire Certain Death Remix) 
25. When You Die - Noisegrind 
26. Kindstod – This World Is Shit And My Goal Is To Destroy It 
27. 3 Past 3 Vs. Ramkraak – Burning Rubber 
28. Per La Lumon – Burned To Light 
29. Noizefucker – IedereenHeeft 
30. Catdog – Some Like It Spicy 
31. Furryz Fornicate – TR-909 at 909 BPM 
32. Delta Point – Grievance Procedure 
33. Midusa – Theme From Midusa 
34. Scousenbluten – Your Not Gettin' A Johnny, Lad 
35. Black Death – Fuck You Up! (Pestilence's Hardcore-Terror Vision) 
36. Pigeon Cadaver – R616T6E 
37. Uruly – Fiu Fiu +ë A Puta Que Pariu 
38. DZKYIN – Yahaaa!!! 
39. Schallfolter – Tune For Fuckers
40. DJ Freak – Fuck U I Won't Do What U Tell Me

(Mostly) Mastered By Threshold Driven Mastering

(Mostly) Sequenced At Random By Bee Pritchard



Extratrolls & Friends

Flex ups and Tone trolls 

01. Extratrolls - You Got Flexed #MeToo
02. Extratrolls - We Flexhash the SexTags #MeTone
03. Extratrolls - Who da flex is Pirtek and how overrated is Einrich
04. Extratrolls - Filthy and flexing
05. Extratrolls - Bedroom Scene
06. Extratrolls - Cats cats
07. Extratrolls - Flex your legs
08. Extratrolls - Hyperborean Trash Can Removal
09. Extratrolls - I like Macron
10. Extratrolls - Struggling For Extraneousness
11. Extratrolls - The legions of my ass
12. Extratrolls - The Roasting
13. Extratrolls - Extrascheiss
14. Distorted Maniac ft DDSL  - Friesvak herrie
15. Distorted maniac ft DDSL - Spongebob maakt alles kapot
16. Si.rAk-Sa - Flextunel
17. Cunt Kill Bastard - Killing fields
18. Cunt Kill Bastard - Missile attack
19. Cunt Kill Bastard - Nihilism
20. Pfiesteria - ExtraLangenTenen
21. SMEGMAFEEDER - Death people make me happy
22. SMEGMAFEEDER - Enter the world of Smeg
23. M.A.X The Disintergrator 329 - Antimatter (Berzerk Her 7!cHO Rm-X)


Machinist- Empire Of Lies

Machinist conjures strong images of a future dystopian hell on this militant 4 tracker. Repetitive apocalyptic Industrial carnage for the discerning misanthrope

1. Existential Dread
2. Empire Of Lies
3. The Nature Of Existence
4. Nothing But A Fallen World



IEmperor - Nightmare Protocol : A Retrospect

As LEGS-NET 149 is the final solo artist release (LEGS-NET 150 being a compilation) it seems fitting we end things with something special and boy oh boy do we have a doozy of an album!
Legs Akimbo is proud to present Nightmare Protocol: A RetrospectA 12 track behemoth of an album from UK Hardcore Techno hero IEmperor. Rather than focusing on the technical wizardry and the over sanitized production often found in current Hardcore, IEmperor cuts through the bullshit and goes straight for the jugular with hard, fast and gritty tracks evoking the halcyon days of UK hard as fuck Techno from the end of the nineties and early noughties. Exhibiting a firm foundation in disturbing horror themes and strong Sci-fi atmospherics, Nightmare Protocol will not fail in its mission, to steamroll your mind into submission, trampling over your synapses like the Roman legions of old.
"All tracks were made between 2008 and 2013. A nod to the 90s style sound where my heart and soul lies in this thing of ours. More about the sound of the rave/warehouse than chin stroking production wankery"
A special thank you goes out to the Nebulist for giving the tracks a new lick of paint.
01. Sick Caesar
02. Guardian Of The Bass Drum
03. Underworld Alchemist 2012
04. Orphanage After Dark
05. Funeral Piece
06. Sweets To The Sweet
07. The Family
08. The Jungle Rock
09. Throatfucker
10. Feeding Place
11. Bent Coppers
12. UK Phantasm Ltd

Mastered by The Nebulist



The Dark Sanctuary VS Hellcreator

Legs Akimbo is proud to present The Dark Sanctuary VS Hellcreator! A high octane split album featuring 12 tracks of high quality Terror and Speedcore from the Dutch master!

01. Hellcreator - Acid Basswork
02. Hellcreator - Keep It Cool
03. Hellcreator - N.A.S.E.N.B.L.U.T.E.N
04. Hellcreator - Ruffest Muth@fuckaz
05. Hellcreator - Demonic Takeover
06. Hellcreator - Into The Abyss
07. Junkie Kut - Pixel Picture (The Dark Sanctuary Remix)
08. Imil - Solipsistic Thoughts (The Dark Sanctuary Remix)
09. The Dark Sanctuary - Tokyo Gore Force
10. The Dark Sanctuary - The Curse Of The Wolfman
11. The Dark Sanctuary - Salva Me (Bootleg 2014)
12. The Dark Sanctuary - Unleash Hell 

Artwork by Black Death


Erohypnos - Sungutter
LEGS​-​NET 143

Again he felt that strange sense of unease... He was not sure who, or what he was, but he was certain he had more control of things before... but before what? He noticed blurry shapes before him, his eyes desperately tried to focus on them but he lacked the force of will to make it so in the low light and before long the forms retreated back into gloom. He wondered what events had lead him to this place; fuzzy memories of droning, repetitive sounds and the scent of sweating bodies came to the fore as his fractured recollection of events begun to solidify. Noticing a dull ache in his head, he started to understand. He knew why he was here... but where was here? Again the shapes appeared, this time accompanied by strange sounds, like people attempting to speak words while their mouths are full of gum. He noticed himself smile as realisation hit; he was safe, he was with friends, he knew what he had done. He tilted his head toward the sky and noticed the street lights above him, they burned into his mind like hazy stars, small electric suns burning grim reality back into him. He placed his hands on the filthy ground and pulled himself up out of the gutter, he saw a distant face pull a lopsided smile and heard a familiar voice say with forced humour "Sniffing from the wrap again mate, you never learn."

London producer Erohypnos' second and final release for Legs Akimbo. A chemical cocktail of incongruent styles and misguided ideas, composed and produced over two years under various states of intoxication. For fans of Emerson Lake & Palmer, DSBM and inappropriate k-holes.

1. Sungutter (I. Life, II. Sun, III. Death)
2. Malina And Igaluk
3. Hatedrunk
4. Bring The Plagues
5. Skag Shag
6. Sunfeeder

Tale of regret(amine) by Neil LAR


Emo Headache - A Final 'Fuck You'

One last dance on LAR for one of our favourite fuckers. More of that overdriven pop punk fuck you from one of the most controversial artists to grace this shit pit of a label. Fuck off.

01. Emo Headache with Xavier - Real Americans... (Drinking Shit Beer)
02. Emo Head
ache - Another Couple Purchasing Garbage From 'Forever 21'  (Oh My Goddess)
03. Emo Headache - Anytime You Wanna Fuck (All My Money For You)
04. Emo Headache - Cock Rot Karaoke (Crapcore Mix)
05. Emo Headache - Dashboard Cleanser (Get Fucked Up)
06. Emo Headache - Dr. Kevorkian's Test Dose (Sedated Suicide Mix)
07. Emo Headache - Dracula Has AIDS... (And He Runs the Red Cross)
08. Emo Headache - Meeting of Minds (Brain-Eaters Convention)
09. Emo Headache - My Next Ex (In G#)
10. Emo Headache - Put Some Wind on Them Embers (2017 Skit)
11. Emo Headache - Rosetta's Waltz (XXX Mix)
12. Emo Headache - Slenderman Murders Two 15 Year Olds (Families Disowned and Slaughtered)
13. Emo Headache - St. Peter's Cross (Convicts on Speed)
14. Emo Headache - The Time I Overdosed on 666 Speed Pills... (Nothing Excels Like Excess)
15. Emo Headache - Underclass Anthem (Drunk n ' on the Dole)
16. Emo Headache - You're Like So Punk... (Yeah Right, Maybe in Fucking Poserville)
17. Emo Headache with Xavier - Emo Like a Nazi (Hitler Emo Bangs Mix)
18. Emo Headache with Xavier - My Back to Africa Initiative (Koolaid & Malt Liquor 2017 Skit)
19. Emo Headache with Xavier - The Root of all Money (Legs Akimbo 2017 Skit)


Bang Man - Love Drugs Music Magick

More Mashup Breakcore shenanigans from Bang Man, this time on a theme of intoxication

1. Reefer Madness
2. Captain Trips
3. Captain Trips Does Not Exist
4. Reefer Madness Strikes Again


Bang Man - Pirate Book

A proper Mashup Breakcore can be found within Bang Man's Pirate Book, a regular bootleggers bonanza coming at ya!

1. Bangers Mashed
2. Mr Noizy
3. I ♥ Mary Jane
4. Don't Stop Believin' In Breakcore
5. Some Mothers Do 'Ave Em


Rapidax - Love Is Metaphysical Gravity

Rapidax returns to LAR with a new album of unique Hardcore, Speedcore & Breakcore. The 9 tracks on offer here are full of more twists and turns than albums double the length and are definitely not your standard 'ardcore noise. Complicated while delicate yet still savage enough for any dance floor to lose its shit too... but most importantly it is positively crammed full of Guitars and Kicks!

1. Human Machine
2. Freeze
3. Shai'tan
4. Sharpen The Blade
5. Look At The Sky
6. Square Hat
7. Gold Stars On Blue
8. Generation Rent
9  Take Us Down

Some worms:

"Huge thanks to Neil for putting this out, and for all of his work with Legs Akimbo Records. Much gratitude to Baz for mastering and sorting the artwork. Respect to each and every person supporting underground music in the 21st Century. Anyone that's caught me at a show or devoted some time to listen to my noise, ta, it's much appreciated. Also, cheers to Bucky Fuller"

Mastering and artwork by Nebulist


HateWire - Demonic.Remixed.Vomit

Loads of fucking remixes, a HateWire remix of Acid Enema and a mix of the albums tracks by craP cillA, you cvnts are not even ready

"...as we wander through our kick drum-based existence, we realize there are multiple ways to express our nekrotik teknotik ideals. This can be achieved by having those who have influenced and supported us take our stems and create their own interpretations of nekro tekno. All artists involved with this release have provided HateWire with a huge amount of inspiration and support - this release is as much their property as it is our property and we owe all involved a great deal!


01. The Dirge May Be Over (But HELL Still Remains) (Machinist Kill Us All Remix)
02. Brutal Swing (Meth Lab California (Short) Mix By Angel Enemy)
03. Priestophile (The Artbreakers Scared Of Preachers Remix)
04. DOL (DieOutLoud) (Monad Remix)
05. Hail Mary (Rigamortis Uncercumsised Mix)
06. Kenny Hat Nen Kleinen Penis (Yudlugar Remix)
07. Brutal Swing (WDMS Is The Worst Re-hack)
08. Summoning The Antichrist (Resurrection Of Bastardcunt Remix)
09. Priest-o-phile (Noizefucker Remix)
10. DOL (DieOutLoud) (Headcheese Remix by Mean Spirited Mirth)
11. Every Sort Of Filth (Sadisticians You're All The Same Mix)
12. Mein Deutsch Ist Scheisse (Disco Cunt Remix)
13. I Got The Wire (Captain Chaos Usual Fecal Abomination Mix)
14. Blood (...And Bits Of Sick) (PRESSTERROR DRRRRREMIX)
15. Summoning The Antichrist (Las Vegas 909 Remix) 
16. Every Sort Of Filth (CoreCaines Filthy As Fuck Remix) 
17. Low Frequency Ordainment (Disnesquick Minimalist Remix)

18. Acid Enema - To Live Means Nothing (Because Its The Only Action HateWire Can Take Mix)
19. craP cillA - Demonic.Remixed.Vomit Mix


Lobotomic Garden - Kill

Hammering his way into a new frontier 'Lobotomic Grarden' brings us a no holds barred assault on the senses, A relentless expanse of industrial hardcore, crossbreed and rhythmic noise, piledriving its way through your brain with thundering kicks and ear splitting snares...
Slabs of hard 4 to the floor, splashes of wild breakcore carnage, Haunting atmospheres and nightmarish visions wrapped around a high energy post-apocalyptic cyber onslaught...

1. Kill, Punch, Kill
2. Some Bullets In My Pocket
3. Some Bullets In Your Head
4. Revenge


Low Entropy - Resistance

German Hardcore legend Low Entropy returns to Legs Akimbo with a 4th album of moody Doomcore & Acid

1. Scream For Doom (Extended)
2. The Only Friend (Techno Mix)
3. Melodic (Doomcore 2016 Version)
4. Dark Ocean
5. Aggression
6. Deep Ocean
7. Acidcore Tracks 1
8. Acidcore Tracks 3

Artwork by Mattia Travaglini Artworks



D3Z - Patterns Of Grace And Mercy

High octane EP of Metal influenced Drum & Bass and Breakcore from D3Z, blistering drum attacks and glitched out vocals meet extreme break edits and D&B grooves with occasional excursions into wonky Bass music thrown in for good measure

1. Pulsation
2. Decayed
3. Hindrance
4. Embrace The Value - Betrayer (D3Z Remix)
5. ZLAM - Insignificant Eternal (D3Z remix)



LEGS-NET 135 Teaser



Furryz Fornicate - Nerdcore

HUGE album of extreme Speedcore from Furryz Fornicate, 24 tracks of madness in fact! Includes remixes from Black_Death, El Krawallo and others as well as a behind the scenes bonus clip and bonus art

01. Introcore
02. Masturbate To The Beat
03. Digital Furcore
04. Furryz Fornicate & SnN - Horngacore
05. N0153core
06. Extracore
07. Shark Tits
08. Furryz Fornicate & etK - Collabcore
09. Real Speedcore
10. Happycore
11. Splittercore Meltdown
12. Furryz Fornicate & Dusky’s Tunes - Peanut Butter & Jam
13. Soul Slaughter
14. The Terrorcore Tutorial
15. 961 BPM Speedcore
16. Lolicore For Furries
17. Oral Sex With A Dog (Extended mix)
18. Xyliox - Radioactra (Furryz Fornicate ReYiff)
19. Spineliar - Kurenai (F>F> FURious Flip)
20. Masturbate To The Beat (DZKYIN Remix)
21. Real Speedcore (Black Death’s Dark Satanic Remix)
22. Happycore (Serpai Remix)
23. HEADSHREDDER (El Krawallo Remix)
24. Outrocore

Soundcloud: soundcloud.com/furryzfornicate
Bandcamp: furryzfornicate.bandcamp.com
YouTube: www.youtube.com/furryzfornicateofficial4
Facebook: www.facebook.com/FurryzFornicate/?ref=aymt_homepage_panel
Twitter: twitter.com/FurryzFornicate


Bang Man - Time Before Time EP

High quality breaksy Breakcore 4 tracker from Bang Man

1. Near Dark
2. Twisted Time
3. Beatle Mania
4. Bang Man Express

Includes Twisted Time video


Skitzaph0nic - Rain Acid

ts been a long time in the making but finally it's here... Through the convergence and support of 3 underground labels... This masterful new track from 'Skitzaph0nic' combines mind-bending acid jungle, complex melodic breakcore and theatrical soundscapes to create an epic adventure through a post-apocalyptic sci-fi dreamworld... Featuring an exclusive drumfunk style remix by 'Nebulist' With monster bass and savage drumfills... Look to the future as we fly head on into 2017 Co-released with Amen-talist Movement & Tek-Obsessed Audio Recordings

1. Skitzaph0nic - Rain Acid
2. Skitzaph0nic - Rain Acid (Nebulist Remix)


Bang Man - Core Blimey

Bang Man is back!!! Core Blimey, has he got a banging’ bonanza in store for you!

01. Yin and Yang (Original)
02. Melancholia
03. OldS Kool
04. M.E.
05. Lost and Found
06. This Kind of Music
07. The Lost Orgasm
08. Johnson
09. Weyheyhey! - Go Fuck Yourself (Bang Man's Cunt Mix)

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