DEAD-NET 019

Hexagon Trail - A Beginning (Descent)
DEAD-NET 019


Hexagon Trail

Dark realms of sound born in the dungeons of Castle Dracula, escaping through Norwegian forests and resting in the chipboard of a Sega Mega Drive.

Hexagon Trail is a one man act residing in Salford, England. The debut EP "A Beginning (Descent)" takes you on a journey of Dark Ambient and IDM, but has a strong influence of Black Metal creeping in the further you make it into the record.

1. Hexagon Trail
2. The Black Circle
3. Weekend Wizard
4. 10.8.1993




LEGS​-​NET 115​

Chaoticsadism - Hardcore Proton Donation
LEGS​-​NET 115​/​BC_043


An acidcore freakout from Sadistician and Captain Chaos.

Turn on.
Tune in.
Fuck off.

01] Captain Chaos - Anal Training (Flush out your rectum)
02] Sadistician - Asymmetric Unit Alignment (Vomit hardcore mix)
03] Captain Chaos - Hard Times In Oz (Adebesi goes to see the wizard)
04] Sadistician - Cysteine (Terrorific acidcore mix)
05] Captain Chaos - Love Dump (Just on my chest mix)



Co-released with Braincore Recordings

Tracks written for Acidophile @ The Unit [www.rigormortis.org.uk/venue.html] on 9th May 2015. Massive thanks to Lorraine for putting us up for our first joint live set & letting us tear the back doors clean off your rave!

LEGS RECS 018

Acid Enema​ - Misanthropic Visions
LEGS RECS 018


Legs Akimbo Records​ is proud to announce that Blackened Speedcore pioneer Acid Enema's new album "Misanthropic Visions" is now available!This is a one time only run of the album on the most necro of formats, the cassette. A rough and raw rehearsal session has been recorded for side 2, this is exclusive to the cassette version of the album 

Limited edition of 100 copies only

50 black cassettes
50 transparent red cassettes 

A1. Hymn for the Godless 
A2. Eviscerating God 
A3. To Live Means Nothing 
A4. Holocaust Remixed 
A5. Hurt Me 2015 
A6. Misanthropic Visions 
A7. Bro Hymn (Pennywise cover) 

B1. Rehearsal 11-06-15 (tracklist is included with the tape)



Blackened Speedcore for despondent souls

LEGS RECS 018 PRE-ORDER



LEGS-NET 114

Horror Gob - Through the Tuthgum Tunnel
LEGS-NET 114/ENDE111
'Horror Gob ' is a musical mash up, using 2 Atari STE computers, midi sound modules, Akai samplers, distortion guitars, Brass, and sickly vocals.

After using the Atari STE to make music for over a decade, HG wanted to explore and experiment, pushing the 4MB power of the computer to it's limits.

One Atari acts as a sound module utilizing the YM Chip, (through Musicmon) whilst the other acts as the brain (linked via midi using Notator) sequencing Akai samplers and Sound modules. All audio is recorded onto Audacity where vocals, ST Speech, Cornets and Guitars are added.

Thus resulting in 'Through the Tuthgum Tunnel'-  an avant-garde chip tune/midi/metal/punk/electro crossover.

01. Onomatopoeia
02. Big Wig (ft Sanders Family)
03. Received Pronunciation (ft ST Speech)
04. Transubstantiation (ft Brother Andrew)
05. The Finishing Position
06. The Teatime Dance
07. The Sound Of 4mb (ft Yvonne Le Bonbon)
08. Snake Eyes And Lizard Lips
09. Rat Race Rodent
10. Passing



Co-released with the consistently excellent ENDE Records


Other musical projects;


LEGS RECS 019

Scrubber Fox/Sadistic Foxician - Core Tea Vicar?
LEGS RECS 019


Legs Akimbo Records presents its first Hard Trance 12" !!!!

........

Only kidding LAR is proud to welcome back both Scrubber Fox and Sadistic Foxician, this time they are sharing a 12" with Scrubber bringing his IDMish Breakcorey Drum & Bass styleee head fuckery to the A side and Sad Fox destroying the flip with their Hardcore influenced Breakcore ting, fucking killer stuff for sure. The LP will come wrapped up in a high quality glossy sleeve with suitably gimptastic foxy artwork from the excellent Mattia Travaglini​ Artworks

Split LP coming soon!

Scrubber Fox

A1. Heavy dyke splatter
A2. Horrific blumpkin
A3. Hash tag fuck off
A4. Severe case of aids

Sadistic Foxician

B1: Unpleasant surprise
B2: Cut your faces
B3: The answer is no (what choice do we have)
B4: Smug or psychotic?



Artwork by Mattia Travaglini Artworks [mattiadesigner@gmail.com]

LEGS-NET 112

The Newcastle upon tyne Speed Donk Experience
Speed Donk Bangers Volume. 1
LEGS-NET 112


NxUxTxSxDxE are here to help remedy all your woes!

More than just a free album, this epic release is closer to a full on commentary on the human experience, detailing the highs and lows life can bring as well as the giving examples of ways in which you can enrich your own: not doing great at a school? do you hate your job? are failing to get the girl? all of life's shitty situations can be avoided! just be prepared to stick a bangin fuckin donk on them!!

DISCLAIMER: This album will not help you in any way, in fact it is likely you will regret even downloading it. Neither The Newcastle upon tyne Speed Donk Experience nor Legs Akimbo Records are responsible for any misuse of this product or any donk related injury's received while experiencing the "music" it contains

1. God Save the Donk
2. A Donk's A Donk
3. We're All Gonna Donk
4. Donkfork
5. Banging Donk Wishmaster
6. Ready To Donk
7. Put A Speed Donk On It
8. I Will Always Love Donk
9. Head Shoulders Knees And Donk
10. Here I Donk Again
11. Donks Are Made For Banging
12. Mmmmm Donk
13. Donk Bar
14. We Love Donk
15. What Does The Donk Say
16. Party Donk
17. The Final Banging Donk



LEGS-NET 113

HateWire - Demonic.Live.Vomit
LEGS-NET 113



HateWire! Live! .....LiveWire!

Live Nekro Tekno vomit 

01.  Brutal swing...  
02.  The dirge may be over (but Hell still remains...)  
03.  Improvised mashup of tracks originally from Disco Cunt/Totschlag Records PART 1 (Unreleased)
04.  Hail Mary  
05.  Improvised mashup of tracks originally from Disco Cunt/Totschlag Records PART 2  (Unreleased)
06.  Rigormortis (HateWire version)  (Berlin Underground Productions, 2010)
07.  Narcotically-fuelled wanker removal  (Splatterkore Reck-Ords, 2009/Berlin Underground Productions, 2010)
08.  Every sort of filth  (Legs Akimbo Records, 2012)
09.  Improvised jamming about...!  (Unreleased)
10.  Unconsential sex (you made me bleed)  (Splatterkore Reck-Ords, 2009/Berlin Underground Productions, 2010)
11.  Pissing in your seething stigmata wounds (Splatterkore Reck-Ords, 2009)
12.  Priest-o-phile  (Legs Akimbo Records, 2012)
13.  Armee der toten (originally by Disco Cunt) (100% Negativ, 2014)

Recorded by M. Thomas at JT Soar Studios, Nottingham, UK



NEKRO-FUCKIN'-TEKNO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HateWire makes exclusive use of the crappest equipment available to bring you the poorest sound quality humanly possible

666 demonic hails from the UK for taking the time to download and listen to this shit!

More info on HateWire can be found in this little hell-hole of the internet:  https://www.facebook.com/HateWire666

You can suffer the misfortune of hearing new shit from HateWire as it happens by following us on fucking Soundcloud. If you feel the urge to follow us then please do! Feel free to comment [negatively] on our shit! We love that fucking bigtime!!!
Anyways, here is the link you've all been waiting for:  https://soundcloud.com/hatewire666

Both members of HateWire (yes, there are TWO of us!!!) have other projects, which you should probably check out...  Here they are in no particular order...

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Sadistician/123226187679
https://soundcloud.com/sadistician
https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-White-Skull-Death-Snakes-of-Death/377045985642202
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Unit-Cell/303661826796

HateWire have turned up on many labels...  We can't list them all here, but here are some of them for you to go check out:
Braincore Recordings: http://braincore.co.uk/_wp/
Rigormortis Records: http://rigormortis.org.uk/
Splatterkore Reck-Ords:  http://splatterkore.blogspot.co.uk/

Demonic regards go out to Matthew Thomas and JT Soar Studios for letting us record there!  https://www.facebook.com/JTSoar

Finally, huge thanks to all and sundry for listening to us, hating us and generally despising our output!!! You know who you are and a sincere and heart-felt thanks goes out to all you cunts!
hatewirenekrotekno@gmail.com 

LEGS-NET 110

Gridbug - Intact Hypervessel
LEGS-NET 110



Gridbug is the hyperlink between ethereal atmospheric beauty and frantic hailstorms of obliterating kickdrum programming, reaching for the sublime through melodic haze and disjointed strobe flashing.

“Who are you? Who slips into my robot body and whispers to my ghost?”

1. Return To Stream
2. Near Video Strobe Death
3. Making Of Cyborg [Re-Texture]



Music by Gridbug

Mastering by HFK

LEGS-NET 105

R10T33R - High Tech Wreck
LEGS​-​NET 105



R10T33R is back with a new 8 bit breakcore EP titled High Tech Wreck. Themed around the upcoming arcades in the 80's and societies response towards them.
This is the ultimate sound collage of videogame nostalgia and 8 bit breakcore mayhem.

1. Intro
2. The Electronic Game Craze
3. Blast Into Oblivion
4. High Tech Wreck
5. The Arcade Invasion




Artwork by Mattia Travaglini Artworks [mattiadesigner@gmail.com]

LEGS-NET 111

Black Death - Respect
LEGS-NET 111


SHOW SOME FUCKING RESPECT!

Black Death returns to Legs Akimbo with a special track, a strong mixture of killer Speedcore kicks, amen breaks and meaningful lyrics.





LEGS RECS 017 OUT NOW

OUT NOW

PASSENGER OF SHIT - FAECALIBRIUM
LEGS RECS 017




LIMITED EDITION 12" ONE HUNDRED COPIES ONLY

 SOLD OUT!

 PASSENGER OF SHIT CUMS TO LEGS AKIMBO!

4 NEW TRACKS OF TRENDY BREAKCORE AND EROTIC SPEEDCORE WITH SEXY ASS ARTWORK PRESSED ON A HEAVYWEIGHT 175g SLAB OF WAX....COMING SOON!

A1. PUTRID MUTANT
A2. FAECALIBRIUM (ft Ethereal Girl)
B1. MELT YA FACES (ft Ethereal Girl)
B2. EXPOSED ENTRAILS MARINATED WITH COCK SNOT




LEGS-NET 109

NUH - Product Of The 80s
LEGS-NET 109



NUH does POP! 80s pop!

Despite his huge distaste for frivolous nostalgia and the ‘re-boot’ concept, NUH's new offering is a homage to a great decade for music. A decade with so much edge and variety, so many leaps in technology, a wealth of innovative movie soundtracks, and just really great pop songs!

NUH approached this EP as a more traditional producer; drawing distinct lines between the writing, demoing, production, mixing and mastering stages. Essentially, each track is a reinterpretation of the original source material, with the usual NUH sampling mayhem, and strong attention to synthesis and sound design.

There are big nods to NUH’s other influences, including industrial, hardcore techno, cock rock… even disco! Whilst not as downright evil as his more recent output, ‘Product of the 80s’ retains NUH’s traditional dark lampoonery.

Nostalgia is dead!

Tracklisting:
01. Vacation
02. Knife
03. Americaca
04. Lo Pan
05. Unicron
06. U R The Void



A word from the label owner

"Finally! after nearly 5 years of running this label I get to release some Happy Hardcore! well sort of, this stuff is still a tad hard for straight up Happycore but it very much reminds me of what I consider the golden era of Happy Hardcore, lets say 1996-99. NUH brings us 6 killer tracks each full of high energy 4 beat and wonderful 80s sampling awesomeness, I mean there is both a Big Trouble In Little China AND a Transformers movie theme remix for fucks sake, what more do you want?
Utterly essential, just dl it now"

[WARNING: do not listen in MONO]

Produced, mixed and mastered by Tom Owen

LEGS RECS 018 ANNOUNCEMENT

Acid Enema - Misanthropic Visions
LEGS RECS 018


Legs Akimbo is proud to announce that Blackend Speedcore pioneer Acid Enema will be releasing their new album "Misanthropic Visions" with us this coming winter, we will be doing a one time only run of the album on the most necro of formats, the cassette, limited to 100 copies only

The track "To Live Means Nothin" is now available to stream



More info soon

LEGS-NET 107

SHT - Burritos Part 1 & 2​/​Acid 106
LEGS-NET 107


Live improvised Electribe tekcore jamming from Italy

1. Burritos Part 1 & 2​
2. Acid 106

LEGS NET 108

HateWire - Let's Get Methy!
LEGS-NET 108


As if you cvnts didn't know by now but......

HateWire is a nekro tekno band incorporating elements of speedcore, grindcore, black metal, noise, terrorcore, hardcore tekno, vomit, piss and blood...

01. Blood (...and bits of sick)
02. Songs of Hate(Wire)
03. DOL (Die.Out.Loud)
04. I got the 'Wire


A. Hate = Blasts from HELL, noise, samples, demonic deth-vomit
A. Wire = Stringy Cunt Stick, noise, additional blasts, offensive gestures

All tracks were demonically conceived by HateWire during 2015, sometimes this involved some painful nostrils, sometimes this involved a nice pint (or 10...!) of ale, sometimes this involved A. Hate having a fat one whilst A. Wire got narked off with his stoned crap, sometimes this involved no inebriant whatsoever..........

Mastered by Capta1n Cha0s

LEGS-NET 106

 Sir.Vixx & tooth_eye - Hole
LEGS-NET 106


Epic split release from Sir.Vixx and tooth_eye featuring 9 tracks of Chicago Motherfuckin Breakcore, including a remix from The Artbreaker, fuck yeah!

Sir.Vixx

1. Came To Get Down
2. 312…FUCK YOU
3. PIGMOUTH
4. FHRITP=Love

5. Hole Interlude

Tooth_Eye

6. Mai Waifu Eats Your Waifu (The Artbreaker's Eaten Remix)
7. Belieb in Finakis
8. Kinda Gay Fruit Flies Dream of Organic Banana Smell
9. Sir.Vixx - PIGMOUTH (tooth_eye's Anal Baco Bitz Mix)



Sir.Vixx:

“...should satisfy all of you out there who like your drums sliced to hell and back and spat out at breakneck speed. Some really great melodic work scattered about, along with some proper atmosphere and gabber kicks and other cool breakcore shit” – The Artbreaker

“...Sir.Vixx shows you how breakcore gets done here in the USofA. Big as fuck, fast as fuck and gritty as fuck" – Speak Onion

“"Grotesque and imaginative...” – Delta 9

“Sir.Vixx is one of the realest fuckers around. He began Mobcore Chicago and started throwing breakcore shows consistently, bringing in out of town talent as well as putting locals on. Sir.Vixx’s breakcore is top notch. If only he could stop sending me dick pics and grabbing my ass every chance he gets...” – Tooth_Eye

Tooth_Eye:

Christopher Will aka Tooth_Eye began making breakcore, noise, and chiptune style music during late 2003. In 2005 the Tooth_Eye alias was created, he was previously known as dEfIleR (defiler) to the few that came across him in Soulseek chat rooms. Early 2006 saw the release of Tooth_Eye’s first albums self released and on the Chicago label Give Daddy The Knife (run by Saskrotch). Tooth_Eye continued to release on various labels such as Trashfuck Records, NKS International, Dramacore, Sickmode, Peace Off, and many others. Tooth_Eye began performing live in 2009 and has performed in places such as Chicago, Detroit, Madison, and Ann Arbor with other fine artists such as Delta 9, Mark N, and Sir.Vixx (to name only a few of the many great acts he has had the chance to share the stage with)

all music by Joseph Popa and Christopher Will unless where otherwise noted.

art by Sean Deady

Sir.Vixx links

tooth_eye links

LEGS RECS 017

GONE TO PRESS!

 PRE-ORDERS NOW AVAILABLE


PASSENGER OF SHIT CUMS TO LEGS AKIMBO!

4 NEW TRACKS OF TRENDY BREAKCORE AND EROTIC SPEEDCORE WITH SEXY ASS ARTWORK PRESSED ON A HEAVYWEIGHT 175g SLAB OF WAX....COMING SOON!

A1. PUTRID MUTANT
A2. FAECALIBRIUM (ft Ethereal Girl)
B1. MELT YA FACES (ft Ethereal Girl)
B2. EXPOSED ENTRAILS MARINATED WITH COCK SNOT





THIS 12" WILL BE LIMITED TO ABOUT 100 COPIES

OVFL007

Bl00d Overdrive VS Eater Of Sheep VS Distorted Maniac - Soft Noize Wall
OVFL007 



NOIZY BASTARDS!

01. Bl00d Overdrive & Eater of Sheep - Richard Dawkins Conquers 80% of the Globe
02. Bl00d Overdrive & Eater of Sheep - Jesus and Muhammad are in a Homosexual Relationship, Hail Satan!
03. Eater of Sheep - Quantum Sheep Dip
04. Bl00d Overdrive - A Romantic Song
05. Eater of Sheep - 100 Seconds of Staring at the Sun
06. Distorted Maniac - Noisecore is FUCKING AWESOME!



LEGS-NET 104

The Artbreaker - anxietybreaks
LEGS-NET 104



"anxietybreaks" is a collection of tunes that, in no round about way, helped me deal with my anxiety during the first half of 2015. It is not meant to be easily digested, it is a testament to my personal will and perseverance. - The Artbreaker

GENRE: Jungle/Jungle Techno

01 - Intro
02 - Far Away
03 - 1;40;0;7F;0;80
04 - JungleWarz
05 - Living Sacrifice - Black Veil (The Artbreaker Unveiled Mix)
06 - Proxy
07 - Outro

Mastering: Garth Sheridan - http://garthsheridan.com/



LEGS RECS 017

PASSENGER OF SHIT - FAECALIBRIUM
LEGS RECS 017



!PASSENGER OF SHIT!

4 TRACKS OF TRENDY BREAKCORE AND EROTIC SPEEDCORE

A1. PUTRID MUTANT
A2. FAECALIBRIUM (ft Ethereal Girl)
B1. MELT YA FACES (ft Ethereal Girl)
B2. EXPOSED ENTRAILS MARINATED IN COCK SNOT

THIS DIRTY WHORE WILL BE LIMITED TO ABOUT ONE HUNDRED 12" COPIES 



PRE-ORDERS WILL BE AVAILABLE SOON

SHITS GONNA MELT YA FACES



LEGS-NET 099

Matheus - HA!
LEGS-NET 099



UK Breakcore badman Matheus returns to LAR for his second solo release, expect serious amen pressure bitches!

01 Introduction
02 Get This Or Try Dying
03 HA!
04 Thoughts
05 Threshold Brainwash Radio
06 Swine
07 HA! (reprise)




LEGS-NET 100

V/A - Still Fucked Up
LEGS-NET 100



LEGS-NET 100 compilation, Breakcore! Speedcore! Noise! Fucked up shit!!!

01. HFK - Pulsar Binaire
02. IMPLANT - Katkiller
03. Hawawa - Villa
04. Lobotomic Garden - Gabber Blowjob
05. Sadistician - Hypothermia
06. R10T33R - Ranting At Random
07. Kuvera B - The Dome (J+3 mix)
08. Noistruct - Off The Grid RMX
09. ADREIM999 - Me He Quedado At Easy
10. Monad - Rotten Hummus
11. Platemaker - Directors
12. HateWire VS Hate Division - Samstack Mittach
13. Skat Injector - Cold Shit Action
14. Neanderthal Von Core - 666 Arschloch
15. Okcid - Sending The Pain
16. SD-501 - The Gates of Cyberdyne
17. The Disintergrator 329 - Beyond The Growls Of Evil
18. CelloFun - Mushrooms From Yuggoth For Mr.Cthulhu
19. Auto_Save - Ghost Train
20. IMPLANT - Nanotek





LEGS-NET 103

Emo Headache - Emo Sucks
LEGS-NET 003



3rd album from Legs Akimbo's resident crapcore king. 9 more tracks of sample based audio heresy, this time with a stronger splittertone influence. Strap ya selves in for some dangerously primitive high speed kickdrum abuse, dodgy as fuck sampling fun and a dash of emo as fuck Emo. You know what to expect by now you cvnts

1. The Self Incendiary Suicide By The Church
2. Crapcore Track @ 170 bpms
3. Stalker
4. Home Is Where The Toilet Is
5. The Time I Bricked The Window Of A Fag Bar in D.C.
6. Till Death Do Us Part
7. Untitled Crapcore RMX
8. Almost People - Have a Nice Trip Blindy (Emo Headache Crapcore rmx)
9. Dead Lighter Collector



LAR is not responsible for EH's outrageous misuse of source material

LEGS-NET 102

Cuntcutter - Harsh Times
LEGS-NET 102


A super fucking harsh splitter noize smack in the mouth with added extratone cunt fiddling

1. Harsh Times
2. Suck My Shit
3. Swallow My Vomit
4. Extratone Ruined My Life

LEGS-NET 101

IMPLΛNT - Mentally Crippled
LEGS-NET 101



Legs Akimbo's master of Cybercore returns with his second full length, expect furious mecha kickdrum wipeouts, schizo sampling, glitched out sound hacks, experimental meanderings and lush dystopian soundscapes.
Features collaborations with SD-501, 10JONK-T and Hersenerosie. Essential futurecore experience.

01. IMPLΛNT- The Wrath Of Са†анаил
02. IMPLΛNT- Sounds Of Animals
03. IMPLΛNT- Viral
04. IMPLΛNT- Gigglegs Trolling
05. Overkill- Broken Legs
06. IMPLΛNT- Grotesque
07. IMPLΛNT- ✖tratone Λrtillery
08. IMPLΛNT- Bloody Vajina
09. IMPLΛNT- Science Fiction
10. IMPLΛNT- Super Mario Is A Faget
11. IMPLΛNT- Throwing Up Telediarrhea
12. IMPLΛNT- Soundscalpels
13. IMPLΛNT- HydΛrulicx
14. IMPLΛNT vs. 10JONK T- The He!st
15. IMPLΛNT vs. SD-501- Biomechanical Analysis
16. IMPLΛNT vs. Hersenerosie - 3rd Degree

DEAD LEG 009

De Blenders/Agathocles - Never Mind Agathocles, Here's The Sex Blenders
DEAD LEG 009


CD & LP release! ADHD Noisecore attack from De Blenders VS Mincecore legends Agathocles!!!



CD Tracklist

The Plooi Sessions
01. DE BLENDERS - intro/plooisong 1-16
02. DE BLENDERS - plooisong 17-35
03. DE BLENDERS - plooisong 36-46
04. DE BLENDERS - plooisong 47-57
05. DE BLENDERS - plooisong 58-68
06. DE BLENDERS - plooisong 69-78
07. DE BLENDERS - plooisong 79-90
08. DE BLENDERS - plooisong 91-102
09. DE BLENDERS - plooisong 103-113
10. DE BLENDERS - plooisong 114-124
11. DE BLENDERS - plooisong 125-136
12. DE BLENDERS - plooisong 137-148 + bonus track

Alcoholica
13. AGATHOCLES - and the loser is
14. AGATHOCLES - ulkopuhelinen
15. AGATHOCLES - lobotomy
16. AGATHOCLES - christianity
17. AGATHOCLES - lay off me
18. AGATHOCLES - mutilated regurgitator
19. AGATHOCLES - open the gates
20. AGATHOCLES - electrifarce
21. AGATHOCLES - arbeit macht krank
22. AGATHOCLES - only friction
23. AGATHOCLES - korose
24. AGATHOCLES - labelisation
25. AGATHOCLES - alcoholica



Vinyl also includes 4 live tracks from Agathocles

AGATHOCLES - no use....hatred [live]
AGATHOCLES - go fucking nihilist [live]
AGATHOCLES -  porcelain A [live]
AGATHOCLES -  labelisation [live]




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